Unusual Superheroes

We had a mountain of clean laundry to put away this morning.  A week or more worth of clean clothes, plus bonus laundry from one barfing Sonar (better now).  

All three Sonars piled onto our bed and sorted and folded their clothes.  As they worked, they rolled around, upsetting already folded piles (and each other), and made up superheroes.  

A sample:

Office Man, with the power to cover people in a swirl of papers or to make people late for work.  He can also deploy his army of paperclip people.  

Restaurant Man, with the power of Pie in the Face.  

Bathroom Man, with the power of Pee.  

I had to stop listening at that point.  Where did these kids come from?